I bet you thought they were never coming? Well I have
heard before that in the in the publishing world sometimes things don’t run as
smoothly as you want.
Sometimes there are delays that are no one’s fault. They
just happen. They can be frustrating and push your timescales back a bit but
when push comes to shove and the final result is in, it all comes good in the
end.
You wanted it just perfect didn’t you?
Well this post is all about the four winners. Jo and I
would like to thank absolutely everyone who entered. Jo thought it would be
easy to pick a winner. It wasn’t. She thought the level of talent shown was
immense and found it very difficult to eventually pick a winner so went for
four, in different categories.
To all the people who entered but didn’t win – there’s
always next year!
We have been putting this post off to try and get a
special surprise sorted for the four winners and I am delighted to say we
managed to pull it off. The results of this surprise are below for everyone to
behold.
I have to give a massive thank you to the “voice of the
books”, Chris Barnes, for his help with this surprise. Does that give you a
clue?
I am listing the four stories in a sort of reverse order
with the overall winner coming at the bottom of the post.
Again, a huge thank you to all who entered the
competition and came along to the party. You all made it very memorable for me
and Jo and we are already looking forward to next year!
WINNING STORY IN BEST NEW TALENT – AUTHOR’S SECTION
Purple
by
Kevin J Kennedy
My sight is just varying shades of purple now.
I know I'm a zombie, that I've turned. I can smell brains
in the air and they smell like my favourite cheeseburger and I can only move at
an annoyingly slow pace.
Oh and the other zombies don't try to eat me anymore.
That's a bonus I suppose. I smell like dead raccoon balls and I ate parts of my
wife and cat.
I can't clean the shit and piss from my trousers but the
thing that annoys me most of all is: I fucking hate the colour purple.
WINNING STORY IN BEST NEW TALENT – NON AUTHOR’S SECTION
Torture
by
Scot Leedom
He opened his eyes. The room was dark. A musk filling his
nostrils, putrid in its origins. "Please, let me go!!" Nev begged.
"I won't whisper a word. I promise."
A question formed in her mind. "Answer me this, then
you can go." Jo grinned.
"ANYTHING!!" he pleaded. "Just end the
torture!!" He was bleeding from his forehead and could feel the ringing in
his ears growing again.
"Name your favourite song and you can walk away
free."
"FUCK THE WANKER!! JUSTIN BEIBER IS A NO TALENT
HACK!!"
"Wrong answer."
The last thing he heard was the chainsaw start up.
WINNING STORY IN AUTHOR’S SECTION
Train
by
Jeffery X Martin
Example after example, and you still haven’t learned. Pay
attention.
These finger stubs are too smooth. You’re looking for
something jagged, rough looking. What kind of message does this send? Where’s
your rage? Your power?
You were just toying with this one.
Any petty gang member can slash a throat. You haven’t
even touched her torso. There’s not enough blood, no ferocity!
Remember how we looped the businessman’s intestines
around his ankles? That was stylish. Creative. We’re going back to basics.
Go find a child for us to use. Your training starts again
tomorrow.
OVERALL WINNING STORY
Wisdom
by
Jon Recluse
When he saw what was coming, he stayed silent, and made
his arrangements, watching quietly as the virtual world exploded with activity
before fading to black.
When he stepped out into the first dawn at the end of the
human race, he strode forth to greet the inheritors of the Earth that ran on
four legs or flew without fear, glad in his heart that he had the wisdom to
realize what was coming….and the common sense to keep it to himself.
Well there you go. The winners. I hope you enjoyed
reading and listening to the stories. I hope the extra surprise for the winners
was worth the wait. Save those files and you will have something to keep for
the rest of your lives!
Thanks again for visiting Confessions of a Reviewer!
Nev.
That's fantastic!
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, Nev, Jo and Chris!
Congratulations to my friends, Jon Recluse and Scot Leedom! You guys rock!
ReplyDeleteWild, man!! Just thank you to all three of you for pulling this off. Kudos to you all, Nev, Jo, and Chris.
ReplyDeleteHa ha!! I love it.
You are welcome guys!
ReplyDeleteNext year you gotta read your own though lol!
Very nice!
ReplyDelete-Erin Al-Mehairi
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