Genre: Urban Fantasy / Mystery / Paranormal
Publisher: Severn House Publishers
Publication Date: 1st May 2015
Pages: 224
MY REVIEW:
I received an advance copy of The Dark Side of the Road
from Netgalley in exchange for an honest review. This book is published by Severn
House Publishers.
Simon R Green. Another new one on me. Picked this up
after seeing a few friends had enjoyed it and thought I would too. I’m still
undecided as to whether I did or not.
Ishmael Jones works for the “Organisation”. His
boss/handler is simply known as “The Colonel”. Ishmael takes his jobs from The
Colonel. Jobs that involve hunting people down. Jobs that sometimes involve killing
these people. He is sort of like the James Bond of the dark world.
The Colonel unexpectedly invites Ishmael to his family
home, Belcourt Manor, for Christmas. Ishmael has no idea why. All he knows is
the Colonel is scared of some dark horror that has come to Belcourt Manor. He
wants Ishmael to seek it out and destroy it.
By the time he arrives The Colonel is missing and Ishmael
is surrounded by strangers with secrets. One of them is a killer. Ishmael needs
to closely guard his own secrets while trying to figure out who the killer is,
and try and stop them before they strike again.
Think Cluedo. Think Miss Marple. Think Poirot. Mix them
all in with a bit of supernatural and a lot more blood. Voila, you have The
Dark Side of the Road.
I was actually quite disappointed with this one. It
started well with the mysterious Ishmael on the long road to see The Colonel in
the worst winter storm to hit the UK in years. It had intrigue. It had secrets.
It had huge potential to go places and be a gripping story. Sadly, for me, it
just didn’t deliver.
Belcourt Manor is a huge country estate. All of the
occupants are snowed in and can go nowhere. When the bodies start to pile up is
really when it all starts to go wrong for me. Predictable is a term I would
use.
The main character of Ishmael is a dark horse. He is
obviously not human. He has “powers” that are so much more enhanced than mere
humans. Until you find out why, it is quite interesting. When you do find out
what he is, I just crumbled. I wanted to put the book down at that point but
felt I owed it to whoever to finish it. If it had been a film, I would have
switched off then and there.
It’s an old plot. People trapped in a house together,
dropping like flies one after the other. No one knows who the killer is and
they all start to fall out because of this. They all have secrets and the story
ploughs on trying to keep you interested enough to care what they are and get
excited to try and figure out who the bad guy is.
I don’t mean to be cruel but I found it boring. The
writing did nothing to keep me rooted to my seat. I often found myself drifting
off when reading and had to go back over pages only to discover I didn’t miss
anything. I can’t even think of anything else to add.
To summarise: Old country manor, old plot. Potential for
a level of intrigue and mystery which sadly fell on its face. Predictable in
parts. Boring in others. This story had a lot going for it and would have been
good if it had something original to make it stand out from others of a similar
vain. The something original never arrived. I kept waiting on it. I don’t know
why.
General rating:
★★ It held my attention (mostly) but could have been a lot better.
It comes under many banners so can’t really give it a
second rating. If I was to try and give it a second rating for the specific
genres it would probably average out at a 2 as well.
You can buy The Dark Side of the Road here:
Book Synopsis:
Ishmael Jones is someone who can’t afford to be noticed,
someone who lives under the radar, who drives on the dark side of the road. He is
employed to search out secrets, investigate mysteries and shine a light in dark
places. Sometimes he kills people. Invited by his employer, the enigmatic
Colonel, to join him and his family for Christmas, Ishmael arrives at the grand
but isolated Belcourt Manor in the midst of a blizzard to find that the Colonel
has mysteriously disappeared.
As he questions his fellow guests, Ishmael concludes that
at least one of them not least Ishmael himself - is harbouring a dangerous
secret, and that beneath the veneer of festive cheer lurk passion, jealousy,
resentment and betrayal.
As a storm sets in, sealing off the Manor from the rest
of the world, Ishmael must unmask a ruthless murderer they strike again.
Simon Richard Green is a British science fiction and
fantasy-author. He holds a degree in Modern English and American Literature
from the University of Leicester. His first publication was in 1979.
His Deathstalker series is partly a parody of the usual
space-opera of the 1950s, told with sovereign disregard of the rules of
probability, while being at the same time extremely bloodthirsty.
You can see more of Simon at his website.
Simon’s author page can be found here.
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